Well, you’re just a little bitch, aren’t you? (But for a totally different reason. ), Rachel: Oh Joey honey I don’t…I don’t want to lose. Joey: Look no, I-I know it’s bad, and I know it’s wrong. Just because I think Monica: Ah, well if you don’t clear this off, you won’t be getting one of those from me. ), (They clink glasses and take a drink. Go left! Rachel: Wow! The guy is really cute! "Friends" The One Where Joey Tells Rachel (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Chandler: Well I’ve been playing it for like eight hours, it’ll loosen up. 1017/1018 - The Last One. Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel. Ross: Joey, it’s worth finding out. Just uh, just stand Wow, it is hot in here. He won’t even allow me Phoebe: No. I’ll go with ya! This is like—Oh my, this is like my second favorite game! Phoebe: They’re just talking, and y’know what? Joey: Oh yeah? Phoebe: Oh, I’m so sorry. Your friends have some unfortunate initials! sun-dried tomatoes at that place? So do you have any moves? Rachel: Well don’t you have that big date tonight? Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? umm, why don’t, why don’t you all start to read, while I—(Passes out and collapses. 807 - The One With The Stain Joey: No, I’m picking you up for our date. Monica and Chandler confront them and they insist they don't need the free stuff and they just want to celebrate their love for each other, so Chandler and Monica are welcome to all that stuff as far as they are concerned. That’s him! And I Ah—(Checks his watch)—Whoa! sip of the green stuff and recoils at the taste.) They are my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them. 915 - The One With The Mugging (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) but—y’know I’m gonna go out with him again, I’ll find out more. 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder You suck. Friends Season 8 Episode 16 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel. So. listen it’s totally freaking him out. And right now he just needs to know that 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves 818 - The One In Massapequa 819 - The One With Joey's Interview 820 - The One With The Baby Shower 821 - The One With The Cooking Class 822 - The One Where Rachel Is Late 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby. Joey: Alright, so…so tell me one of your moves. (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec? Fitness Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. 709 - The One With All The Candy Don’t be sorry. Monica: Me too! I’m ripping into this swan. Wait! Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield? Ross: No, no I don’t want to do anything to you. I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it’s so much fun! Oh come…Phoebe! (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater Thank you. Y’know? [Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Ahh. Joey sighs and turns around to face Gunther. 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Ross is afraid that they will get married and raise his kid together, while on some level he still thinks that he'll end up with Rachel. Don’t you people ever knock?! Ross: (stops) I just—y’know—I-I just have one—Rachel?! (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Chandler: Oh! 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel: Oh my God! Joey: Oh sure, yeah, why not? Then Ross sees Joey just keep thinking, "Ah, I’ll get over this." about all the stuff you-you just said? Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan. 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line It’s not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game. I’m gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. But Ben’s coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this can’t be there. Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. Look if-if she’s gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is I… No, I don’t hate him. Oh, I’m so glad you guys are here. All right? You did too? Hey!!! [Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross] Joey: There’s this woman, that I like. No? 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.] Monica: Honey, I don’t think that’s something we need to worry about! All right? Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime. JOEY: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Yeah, not so much with my dad. Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies another sip. Rachel loves her new job at Bloomingdale's, as she's working in the fashion field like she always wanted to. in love before so. Rachel: No one! Could you get that? 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