He hesitates because he realizes that he's already picked two. I painted a fence at midnight in the snow for three hours. The Drill Instructors give you plenty of opportunities to make mistakes and laugh at yourself. As a 17-year-old volunteer, I was definitely afraid of some of the drill sergeants. As a drill sergeant here with a dozen years in the Army, Staff Sgt. Officials said Sgt. Then he wanted us to all stand up as quickly as possible while shouting "POP!". Posted by 1 year ago. He let us all laugh for about 3 seconds and then told "alright now...enough.". Jermon Tibbs, […] Mine were never funny.This question is just for fun and for nostalgic purposes only. As his final words, he is dictating whom is going to do fire watch for the night. We all laughed hysterically. And threw ourselves onto the deck. Delbert, a friend of mine, glanced up from his work and made a microsecond of eye contact with the Sergeant Instructor. "DAMNIT MARTY MCFLY GET OVER HERE AND" blah blah blah. What will they teach us today? infolurker. Elsworth stood up and said **** you Drill Sergeant.... My eyes got real wide, I knew shit was about to get real, DS Gerber came unhinged, grabbed Elsworth by his throat and slammed him through a field table. This video is unavailable. What was the most memorable thing YOUR drill sergeant said? But we were his first female company... and 80 women shouted "Yes Sir!" "Recruit Bloggins! Drill Sergeants are supposed to motivate and push soldiers to do their best and work their hardest. Walking by the snake pit when I'm stopped by another MTI who asked if my TI cursed at us. I spent hours on the line until, finally, there were only four of us cats who hadn't gotten a "go" in the whole company. SAN ANTONIO – Authorities are searching for any information that might help lead them to a suspect in the death of a 30-year-old U.S. Army drill sergeant on Jan. 1. (Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said) Risawn. "If you drop your magazine again before putting your safety on I will kick you in the groin and make you sing like Mariah Carey.". You didn’t need to wear Makeup Demoor ! Because of this, one of the other guys in the group let a little chuckle escape and the drill officer heard it. Keep you guys in rank? 12 Drill Sergeants Share The Funniest Thing They’ve Seen A Recruit Do. If he caught you messing up, he would hand you the hammer and tell you to go dig a hole with it. posted on Mar, 26 2019 @ 07:00 PM link . At the time it was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life, but in hindsight it was actually pretty funny because the RDC caught a lot of slack from other RDCs for doing that. Sounds easy enough. I can't say the funniest thing my Drill Sergeant ever said. share: KansasGirl. "

DS: "I said beat your face private! I answered no as they technically aren't supposed to, but they still do. loses his mind and says. Our RDC, who was already irritated by our failure to line up in time starts yelling "RUN, MAGGOTS, RUN!!" "If I wanted to hear someone blow hot air, I would have farted! ", She died laughing on the spot. he yells "You found Steve, private!". "STEVE!" In combat, this switches to pointing at someone to go get the medic. The fun stuff. FLUFFY!" a reply to: halfoldman Gentlemen, you have completed your first week of basic training. Fire! "Recycled" entails having to revert to another company earlier along in Basic Training. My sister platoon had to march around carrying their toilet plungers everywhere. He points at one recruit and says "You, go stand fire watch in the front. The video spread to other social media sites, including Twitter, where it caught the attention of the drill sergeant's superiors. Zero'ing a weapon is when you ensure it shoots where you want it to by shooting a paper target repeatedly. We had three more hours of range time, and if we failed to zero, we'd be "recycled. Marine DI's DID NOT jest about slapping a guy around. Came back and just said "Go to bed Privates. One of our warrant officers took my glasses, drew a crosshair on one of the lenses and introduced me as a "future soldier" to a colonel who was inspecting our training. ", He points at another recruit and says, "You, get dressed for fire watch too. Anyway he lets me fire (after I prop up the family to "cheer me on"), I go prone, and I zero on the first iteration. 27/29. In the name of celebrating veterans who accomplish cool stuff, we’ve combed the Internet for some of the best drill sergeant quotes out there. a reply to: halfoldman Gentlemen, you have completed your first week of basic training. Training priorities Do you want to sleep with me, Midshipman? My RDC (navy boot camp instructor) farted all the time. The combination of tiredness and laughing meant like half the platoon crashed into the floor. ", Quick Reads: 5 of The Most Entitled "Male Karens" Seen On Planes, PHOTOS: 11 Absolutely Cursed Garage Sale Finds, Entitled Karen Makes A Huge Scene Over A Bagel, But She Gets What She Deserves, People Reveal The Moment They Realized A Loved One Was Pure Evil, People Share Horror Stories About Their Stepparents, Lebron James Feuds With "Courtside Karen", Kicks Heckling Fans Out Of The Game, For details on Gateway Blend's privacy and cookie policies, please visit our. a reply to: halfoldman Gentlemen, you have completed your first week of basic training. He says "I'm watering my petunias". Now, the hilarity of ASMDSS is available in book form. posted on Mar, 26 2019 @ 10:05 PM link "You better be so close to your shipmate in front of you that you can see the individual fibers in the hair they no longer have!" ... WHO TAKES A PINE CONE AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY!? The same as you can see in movies like Full Metal Jacket. Funniest thing your drill sergeant ever said. He got right up to his face and screamed, "THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THE FIFTH ELEMENT?!". Funniest thing your drill sergeant ever said. Once we did that, he said, "Congratulations men, you've just pulled your head out of your butt!". You can also read the documentation to learn about Wordfence's blocking tools, or visit wordfence.com to learn more about Wordfence. Awesome Stuff My Drill Sergeant Said Offers Boot Camp Wisdom And Humor Soldier Quotes Military Quotes Encouragement Quotes . 29/29. : This isn't limited to what you've heard but it could also include what you've said. I presented him my findings, and he responded "Private, that's not my pine cone, go find me MY pine cone!". He pulled them both out from formation and told "itch" to scratch his balls until he said stop and told the other guy to start laughing until he said stop. Some of these drill sergeants should consider a career in comedy. "Wait, private, where's his family? 7/29. She picks it off of him "Hold out your hand" He holds out his hand and she places it in his palm "This is Mr. Fluffy. As my bunk mate was running back from the showers wearing nothing but a towel the DS screamed "Freeze, Recruit, Freeze". And I guess that if I had the maturity I have now they would have been funny at the time. ", So, terrified, I spend around half an hour scavenging for appropriate sized pine cones, while he fires maniacally. My RDC (navy boot camp instructor) farted all the time. Is that a fluffy!? A number of stories come to mind. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw in the military. 22/29. Dec 30, 2016 - Some of these drill sergeants should consider a career in comedy. Mine were never funny.This question is just for fun and for nostalgic purposes only. Jul 1, 2017 - Some of these drill sergeants should consider a career in comedy. Access from your area has been temporarily limited for security reasons. Eventually, I hunt down his "wife" and his two "kids." Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said: Wit and Wisdom from America's Finest - Kindle edition by Caddy, Dan. He would explain to us, "What was I supposed to do? 10/29. It says a lot about how tough they can get on their trainees, leaving little room for mistakes. 29 Soldiers Reveal The Funniest Thing A Drill Sergeant Ever Said To Them. and he growled, "Well?". Your access to this service has been limited. Well I’m tired too Demoor, a nap is a dream come true haha DEMOOR, DEMOOR, DEMOOR The funniest one I asked how do you hold your pody for so long, He says DEMOOR you just … Wordfence is a security plugin installed on over 3 million WordPress sites. "WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME MARTY MCFLY!? 23/29. Well one day this kid is sort of having a bad day and he keeps messing things up. One of the funniest things I've ever witnessed. ", 15/29. ", So, I was at Basic in Fort Benning, and we were zero'ing our weapons as a company. Generated by Wordfence at Tue, 9 Feb 2021 1:49:39 GMT.Your computer's time: document.write(new Date().toUTCString());. Overall, Sh*t My Drill Sargent Said is a good read for a person who as served. So, I was at Basic in Fort Benning, and we were zero'ing our weapons as a company. and Bloggins would have to march over to her and present Mr. Fluffy and she would formally hand him the new piece of fuzz to add to Mr. Fluffy. Sep 5, 2018 - Everyone has a funny drill instructor story. There are few joys in being a drill sergeant — laughing at stupidity is one of them. The drill sergeant saw this and ripped him a new asshole. She quietly answered "Fire, fire, fire?" ", Chief looked like his brain had actually shorted out, then responded, "Is it armed?". 20/29. Specifically point at them and direct them. We came back to see all out bunks and lockers had been thrown out. Same DS later went on a half hour long screaming rant after overhearing a conversation between two Privates in which one of them thought the moth that Gandalf whispers to in FotR turned into the eagle that he rides away. There are always two people on watch in our platoon of about 60. There really isn’t much to this book except drill sergeant stories, which are hilarious. 16/29. ", "Why is there a fluffy on your shirt Bloggins!? I kid you not, I had never been more relieved in my entire life, until his face scrunched into a grimace. This continued for about 15 minutes while the rest of the company, sitting in a clearing eating MREs, cheered me on. So, you shot 37/40 on your first try. Art. Drill Sergeant Says Full Metal Jacket Quotes Military Memes How To Memorize Things . One day we were marching along and the dude right behind me got out of step. Find a home for him, like a pill bottle or something. Tom. *** 43.7k. 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